ONE TIME MY PARENTS WENT TO GO GET PIZZA AND MY DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MY MOM FORGOT HIM AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND CAME HOME AND STARTED EATING THE PIZZA AND THEN WONDERED WHERE MY DAD WENT AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME
(via red-han-solo-cup)
all faces are made of skin and bones but some are considered attractive and some aren’t and that’s weird to think about
(Source: earthnation, via crabsitckz)
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
(via crabsitckz)
